What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:10

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Moonraker
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
What is the estimated number of people with an extra X chromosome?
You Only Live Twice
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-J W Pepper
Have husbands and wives ever had a threesome with someone in real life? How did it happen?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Has anyone ever made you take off your shirt?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
I'm pretty sure that my dog is transgender, how would I go about transitioning it?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.